Will haul off dead projection screen tv free within 30 miles of Seminole, OK(Seminole, OK)

Have an old, unwanted, projection screen television taking up space? Within about 30 miles of Seminole, OK? Call me at 405-595-7183; and, I'll come and haul it off for you, at no cost. Doesn't work? No problem!!! Totally unfixable? No problem!!! Third floor apartment? No problem, as long as it's outside the door; and, I have about an hour to get everything out of there... In pieces? Even better!!! Someone punched a hole in the screen? THAT WOULD be a problem... (But, I might still come get it, IF you cover my gas.)